December 2011
28 posts
I have discovered Doodle or Die.
I am TERRIBLE at Microsoft Paint. HILARIOUSLY terrible.
And Doodle or Die is hysterical. I may never go to sleep now.
fatgirlinohio asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. oxox
I don't really want to be at work today.
I have stuff to do, but I would rather go to Bloomingdales and look at the sale stuff and then resume eating all the things.
Things that continue to amaze me about NYC:
Seamless. On the drive back from my parents tonight, I considered what I wanted to eat (not much, considering I just spent days eating all the things) but Greek Salad sounded tasty. Ordered online and delivered to my doorstep (along with one of those platters with tzatziki, baba ghanoush, taramosalata, and the garlicky dip that are like heaven on a plate) in about 15 minutes.
Definitely a win.
Not only am I working today
I am BUSY today.
Rude.
On making adult choices:
I spent a lot of this afternoon desperately craving one of these:
Note that I don’t even like cupcakes, but (a) this cupcake involves cheesecake AND brownies and I like both of those, even though I haven’t tried to cupcake itself, and (b) there is a Crumbs across the street from work.
I settled for one of these:
On the one hand, the hot chocolate was free (we have them at work...
Anonymous asked: What's on your Christmas list this year, Buddy?
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So, I love going out and having a social life
But ever since I was 22, I have hated staying out late. If it is midnight, I would like to be at my house.
Old and lame.
A million years late to the drunk stories ...
but here is one I love.
Fall 2002. I am living in a triple in the sorority house with Melissa and our friend Alexis (funnest. room. ever.). It’s my 19th birthday, and we celebrate at some frat house, probably Sig Ep. We return home, I am wastey, and I consume my several glasses of water and eight pieces of toast. I am taken upstairs and put to bed where I state that I feel like I might...
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Sometimes, life gives you a big shit sandwich
And then, FGIO gives you a perfect, bitchy retort. And things maybe aren’t ok, but they are definitely better.
Is it possible to die of a headache?
On a related note, is there such a thing as an ice pack shaped like a helmet to cool your whole head at once? Maybe with an eyemask?
This is love:
Your (70 pound) doggy sleeping in your lap.
I just drank an alarming amount of wine in an...
What can I say? Shit happens.
Book Recommendations Please?
Thanks to Caitlin and her servicey comment earlier today that the NYPL has Nook books to check out, I am now the proud owner of a NYPL card and able to check out free Nook books.
Give me suggestions of things to read - preferably things that aren’t currently on the best seller list. I feel like I have read everything. I recently enjoyed Zone One (a zombie novel by Colson Whitehead) and...
Nice little Sunday
We went on a long walk in Central Park. Mowgli caught a squirrel, it may have been a highlight of his life. Not so much for the squirrel.
And then, we went on Mowgli’s first trip to bed bath and beyond.
The mouse is back
Mowgli sniffed for it this time (after being home alone with it all fucking day, I might add) but he did not kill it. Dog fail. He did throw up on my foot earlier, however. Thanks, Mowgli.
Exterminator comes tomorrow. Did I mention I currently sleep on a mattress on the floor?
